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A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him," Do you think I'll live to be 80? " After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes ... " The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really? " The man replied, "That would be my wife." Grandma's Visit "Oh, I sure am glad to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother (on his mother's side). "He told Mommy that he'd climb the walls if you came to visit," answered the boy. Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades."Now Daddy will do the trick he's been promising us." The grandmother was curious. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.Lately, their activities had been limited to playing cards a few times a week.One day when playing cards, one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me.They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high with the widower throwing admiring glances across the table and the widow smiling coyly back at him. So with fear and trepidation, he picked up the phone and called her. " Late Night Lecture An elderly man driving erratically was stopped by the police around 2 a.m.